A Totally Unfounded,Far Fetched Conspiracy Theory

(DISCLAIMER :The following is a work of fiction.This blog post is filled with wild and unprovable statements.I have put absolutely no research into any of my "facts."My theory has more holes than a donut factory.Yet somehow this doesn't seem soooo out of the realm of possibility for me.)


Every year you hear more and more about flu shots.Everybody needs a flu shot.Flu's gonna be bad this year.You really need a flu shot.The flu is portrayed in the media like it's some black plague and only by being injected with this medicinal miracle drug can you ever hope to deal with it.

The problem is that the flu shots are always in short supply.People are even going to Canada because they're so concerned.With medical science knowing full well when flu season is, you would think that they would be able to meet demand.It must be really tough to produce.I think the problem lies elsewhere.

We all know that the government controls the media and are in league with the medicine companies.We also know that our privacy and civil liberties are slowly being stripped from us, one by one.Programs like Google Earth make it possible for anyone with a computer and a decent online connection to get a satellite pic zoomed in on your neighbors driveway, close enough to make out the color of the cars.There are security cameras everywhere.Someone is watching you at all times.Even right now.Any lengths will be taken, by the government, to ensure that you are on their radar at all times.

Flu shots are part of the process.The reason they're so scarce is because every flu shot includes a microscopic chip that will enable our keepers to monitor us through their worldwide security system.All of the "security" items you see at stores?They're really there to detect your chip.Cameras at traffic lights?Oh yes. They know you've been there.The automatic sensors in public bathrooms that turn the water on and off so you don't have to touch the faucets?You're nailed, buddy.Metal detectors?Also chip detectors.Your cell phone?Now you're just broadcasting it.(Besides, your cell phones are being used to track you too.If they can put an MP3 player, a video camera, a datebook, and videogames in a phone then they can get a microtransmitter in there.If somebody took your cell phone apart, could you identify all of the individual pieces?I don't think so.But they don't advertise that feature at the booths in the mall.)It's why everything electronic has a digital display now.The extra circuitry is there to mask the tracking chip.There are chip detecting devices in every remote controlled televison so they know exactly what YOU personally are watching.I could go on but, as you see, there is no escape.

The people who own these devices don't even have to know that the chip technology is in there.All of the parts, along with the chips, are made in overseas factories.That way they are far,far out of sight and mind from all of us being chipped and controlled. Besides, they can't tell the retailers and vendors. They're being chipped too.

At this point you might be thinking "What about when you get a yearly flu shot?Does that mean you have that many chips in your body?"No.Every year the chip is upgraded for more functionality and one function is always to deactivate the old chip, which is then safely and discretely ejected in your urine.

And don't bother going to Canada to escape.They're in on it too.Canada has actually been a part of the United States since WWII but our government keeps it a secret because the usually friendly American-Canadian rivalry is good for morale on both sides.They get their representation through secret meetings with select members of the government cleverly referred to as "trade meetings".I know most people think that Canada is part of the British Commonwealth, but that is obviously a front.Great Britain just gets a cut from the flu shot profits to keep quiet.That's why our two countries get along as well as we do.

Why does it matter that the government controls the media?Because they can have every news outlet in the country run reports encouraging us to get the flu shot.You can't say that the media isn't adept at using scare tactics.Things like the internet and 24 hour news channels just make their job that much easier. Spread the word and you spread the fear.

Is this outside the realm of possibility?Or is it just stupid enough that it might be true?I don't know about you, but I'm not getting a flu shot.I never have in the past.I've had the flu once.I worked the entire time.It slowed me down, but didn't stop me. It's all hype.Don't believe it. Don't let yourself get "chipped."