I really don't know what to write about today,so I'm going to just hit a few quick points.
1)Labor Day.Normally,today is the day I go to my LCS and pick up my weekly comics.I always go the morning after delivery day since I work afternoons/nights.Federal holidays always throw the delivery schedule off by a day.Now I have to wait until Friday.Fucking Labor Day.Worthless fucking holiday delaying my comics.I didn't even get the day off on Monday.WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO READ DURING LUNCH TODAY?
2)Viva Viagra!!!(And asswipe baby boomers)I am so sick of this commercial.If you haven't seen it,it features about 10 middle-aged men jamming together to Elvis' song Viva Las Vegas,except substituting Viagra for Las Vegas.Leave it to aging baby boomers to turn impotence into erectile dysfunction.And now it's E.D!!!!I have news for you...YOU'RE IMPOTENT!!!And you're not "active adults".I can't believe "senior citizen" was too harsh for them.George Carlin would be turning over in his grave if he was dead.As it is,he's probably in the bathroom,calling forth a technicolor yawn over the whole thing.
3)Venom.Two really angry points in a row?Gotta relax.Let's take a deep breath.....Ok.Let's go on.
4)The Republican Debate.Before I say anything,I'm not a political person.I don't make a habit of commenting on politics as I don't really know what I'm talking about.Now,do you know what I saw when I watched the Republican debate last night?A delegation of the rich-old-white-guys-who-don't-give-a-fuck-about-anyone-other-than-themselves-and-other-rich-white-guys club.Do these guys actually answer questions or do they just tap dance around the questions to squeeze in sound bites and to shit on their potential opponents?Democrats are no better.I'm going to register to vote next year for the first time.It's too early to know who I might vote for.My views don't line up along any party line.When I look at the candidates on either side though I think to myself"I'm going to register for nothing because I'm not going to vote because I hate all of these backstabbing yahoos."None of these interchangable talking heads is going to make my life better.
5)Nintendo DS.How can something so small bring so much happiness?I swear I'd hang myself at the laundromat if I didn't have it.I do most of my gaming in 10 or 15 minutes bursts.The DS has a lot of games that fit me perfectly.And they're cheap(for video games.)I won't buy a "next-gen" console because I can't justify the money spent on time I'd spend playing it.I can't sit in front of a TV for that long anymore.I lose interest.
6)Kittens.Still cute.I have one that's about 4 1/2 months old. That's her up top.She has a stuffed squirrel she likes to carry around in her mouth.It's so funny to watch.Only a heartless bastard doesn't like kittens.
That's enough rambling.I grow bored.
1)Labor Day.Normally,today is the day I go to my LCS and pick up my weekly comics.I always go the morning after delivery day since I work afternoons/nights.Federal holidays always throw the delivery schedule off by a day.Now I have to wait until Friday.Fucking Labor Day.Worthless fucking holiday delaying my comics.I didn't even get the day off on Monday.WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO READ DURING LUNCH TODAY?
2)Viva Viagra!!!(And asswipe baby boomers)I am so sick of this commercial.If you haven't seen it,it features about 10 middle-aged men jamming together to Elvis' song Viva Las Vegas,except substituting Viagra for Las Vegas.Leave it to aging baby boomers to turn impotence into erectile dysfunction.And now it's E.D!!!!I have news for you...YOU'RE IMPOTENT!!!And you're not "active adults".I can't believe "senior citizen" was too harsh for them.George Carlin would be turning over in his grave if he was dead.As it is,he's probably in the bathroom,calling forth a technicolor yawn over the whole thing.
3)Venom.Two really angry points in a row?Gotta relax.Let's take a deep breath.....Ok.Let's go on.
4)The Republican Debate.Before I say anything,I'm not a political person.I don't make a habit of commenting on politics as I don't really know what I'm talking about.Now,do you know what I saw when I watched the Republican debate last night?A delegation of the rich-old-white-guys-who-don't-give-a-fuck-about-anyone-other-than-themselves-and-other-rich-white-guys club.Do these guys actually answer questions or do they just tap dance around the questions to squeeze in sound bites and to shit on their potential opponents?Democrats are no better.I'm going to register to vote next year for the first time.It's too early to know who I might vote for.My views don't line up along any party line.When I look at the candidates on either side though I think to myself"I'm going to register for nothing because I'm not going to vote because I hate all of these backstabbing yahoos."None of these interchangable talking heads is going to make my life better.
5)Nintendo DS.How can something so small bring so much happiness?I swear I'd hang myself at the laundromat if I didn't have it.I do most of my gaming in 10 or 15 minutes bursts.The DS has a lot of games that fit me perfectly.And they're cheap(for video games.)I won't buy a "next-gen" console because I can't justify the money spent on time I'd spend playing it.I can't sit in front of a TV for that long anymore.I lose interest.
6)Kittens.Still cute.I have one that's about 4 1/2 months old. That's her up top.She has a stuffed squirrel she likes to carry around in her mouth.It's so funny to watch.Only a heartless bastard doesn't like kittens.
That's enough rambling.I grow bored.
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