Thursday, November 15, 2007

Uhhhh......

Yesterday, while looking through some message boards on Newsarama, I came across a thread about the strangest or oddest things people had seen.One person mentioned a video called "2 Girls 1 Cup".Apparently, this video is so horrific that there's a whole crop of videos on YouTube that just show people's reactions as they watch it.I was curious and googled it.(To see it you'll have to do the same thing.I AM NOT GOING TO LINK IT.)The description didn't give me much hope, but I watched it anyway.

Have you ever played the game where you say "For a million dollars would you..."and then you name an act you would never ever do under normal circumstances and see if the other person would do it for the money?Imagine if someone actually took you up on one of those scenarios, your most scatological one, and then took it even farther than you ever thought they would.Watching this video is like seeing the most heinous version of the joke "The Aristocrats" acted out in real life.

I can't even describe it.I didn't get sick or throw up, but if you have a weak constitution, don't watch.Don't watch this if you are eating, about to eat, or have just eaten.Don't watch this at work.The first two or three seconds will make you think that this is porn.This is not porn.I don't want to know if you have sexual thoughts when you watch it.

This is the video that would make baby Jesus cry.

2 comments:

Wendy Withers said...

Bah. If you tell people not to watch, then they're going to.

So, don't check out my idol's new gig at TBO...

http://www2.tbo.com/static/sections/tbo-entertainment-bot/

Don't check it out at all! It's bad!

GeneralBobby said...

I watched it and felt compelled to mention it.If someone is feeling adventurous and can't resist the urge to watch it, then they can't say I didn't warn them.I'm not exaggerating when I say how foul this is.If anything, I'm downplaying it.